WHY IS HE NOT MORE EXCITED

THERE IS A TIGER WHO WANTS TO CUDDLE WITH HIM

Also that flop at the end just kills me.

(Source: sizvideos)


koikoikoi:

These photographs, by New York-based Bing Wright, feature reflections of sunsets in shattered mirrors.

(Source: koikoikoi.com)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure


sipofstarrshine:

These are PERFECTION.

(Source: gouldei)


tonedbellyplease:

5-MINUTE HEALTHY STRAWBERRY FROZEN YOGURT

INGREDIENTS:

4 cups frozen strawberries
3 Tablespoons agave nectar or honey
1/2 cup plain yogurt (non-fat or full fat)
1 Tablespoon fresh lemon juice

DIRECTIONS:

Add the frozen strawberries, agave nectar (or honey), yogurt and lemon juice to the bowl of a food processor. Process until creamy, about 5 minutes.

Serve the frozen yogurt immediately or transfer it to an airtight container and store it in the freezer for up to 1 month.

Kelly’s Notes:
I prefer a more tart frozen yogurt, but you can add additional agave nectar or honey if you want a sweeter-tasting dessert.

Fresh strawberries can be used in place of frozen, however the fresh strawberries must be frozen solid.

(Source: justataste.com)

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

(Source: hhlil)


escapedgoat:

The beautiful United States of America

This is beautiful. I especially love that they didn’t use some tired skyline pic for NY.

(Source: jesse-pinkman)


moarrrmagazine:

Dazzling artwork with flowers by Limzy

pebbles5ever:

hypno-angex:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

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"Canadass" was what really did it for me.


expressions-of-nature:

Light Fossils by: Darren Pearson
What #YOLO Means to Me

My (college) alma mater recently asked as an essay prompt for prospective students, “What does #YOLO mean to you?”  I thought it was a stupid prompt then, and I think it’s a stupid prompt now, but I have finally realized what #YOLO means to me.

Tonight, I made myself not one, but two jalapeno popper grilled cheese sandwiches.  Roasted jalapenos, cream cheese, and cheddar cheese between two slices of sourdough…sounds majestic, right?  (It was.)  I’ve eaten monstrous quantities of macaroni and cheese, sometimes all in one sitting, so I figured I could handle the fat content of the sandwiches without a problem.  I was wrong.

The first sandwich was divine, but about 1/4 of the way through the second one, I considered that I might have made a grave mistake.  I doggedly kept eating, but I finally had to abort my mission with 1/4 of the sandwich still remaining.

I can feel my arteries clogging and I might be dead by the time I’m 23 (my birthday is in ~2 weeks, just for reference), but I’m glad I got to discover what I think is important to do in my limited time on earth.  Eating grilled cheese sandwiches in excess that are delicious but awful for me…that is what #YOLO means to me.

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If that prompt had existed at the time of my application and I’d written this as a serious response, I wonder if my alma mater would have ended up rejecting me…